When You Listen

“You blew it?!”

“Jennings, you SOB”

“You friggin idiot!”

“Why are you guys getting so mad?”

“You lose points for fumbles!”*grrgh*

“I was within one point, but now I fear I’m not.”

About 30 seconds of silence.

“You moron— its okay. I just need 23 more yards.”

“He was right there for the tackle.”

“Yeah, but still.”

“He’s a good quarterback.”

“I’m inclined to disagree. I can think of 10 better quarterbacks.”

“Me too, but that doesn’t make him terrible.”

“You know 10 is less than a third of the quarterbacks.”

“Well, if you aren’t in the top 10, then you are in the mid-third. That makes Eli mediocre.”

“I still think he is good.”

“I can think of several teams that have a better quarterback.”

“The entire NFC has better quarterbacks than Sam Bradford.”

“Have you ever heard of Cam Newton?”

“Yeah, he is alright. He is just really full of himself.”

“You’re not helping me out Caughlin.”

“God Sproles has been around.”

“Not really.”

“Team wise, though.”

“He has only been on three.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

“He’s only a punt returner, right?”

“No, he is one of the fastest tailbacks in the league.”

*about 3 minutes of silence*

“What was that?”

“This has been an ugly first half.”

“How did that happen?”

“What, the second and 28?”

“Yes.”

“There was a snap that went over the QB’s head.”

“Wait, why is he running now?”

“Because he isn’t going to get a first down.”

“There’s the head coach.”

“He knows as good as anybody how bad Sam Bradford is.”

“Okay, 35.”

“I have yet to see Jennings on the field. D*****t.”

*about 3 minutes of silence*

“Woah. He saw that coming.”

“Oooh.”